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books you truly regret reading

complete with TL;DRs (too long don't read)


Cover of How to Win Friends and Influence People

TL;DR: The author shares tactics for persuading people. Only problem is that most of the tactics, pending implementation, seem to lead to disingenuous untrustworthy behavior.

2026-02-20

Cover of Die with Zero
Die with Zero[non-fiction]

TL;DR: It should be a 2 paragraph blog post. It's repetitive.

2026-02-23

Cover of Rest
Rest[non-fiction]

TL;DR: the title is pretty good. Rest: Why You Get More Done When You Work Less. there you go. you've gained 80% of the benefit of reading the book.

2026-02-19

Cover of Four Thousand Weeks
Four Thousand Weeks[non-fiction]

TL;DR: you're never going to get everything done. stop trying to optimize so much. there will always be more to do. stop cramming tasks. focus on what's most important and just relax. you do not need a full book to learn this, imo.

2026-02-19

Cover of On Earth We're Briefly Gorgeous

TL;DR: Clumsy sentences, hackneyed plot, self-important prose, and ultimately soporific. This is one of those books which evades criticism simply because of the author's DEI credentials which is ultimately damaging to authors of color. Ocean Vuong isn't the worst thing Oprah has given us--after all, she did start Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil's careers--but it's up there.

2026-02-24

Cover of The Secret History

TL;DR: This is a book about boring/pompous/uninteresting people doing mostly uninteresting things. Any interesting bits the book does have are dwarfed by pages of vague, shallow philosophizing. The book also seems to have launched the "dark academia" aesthetic, another point off for it.

2026-02-25

Cover of Ethan Frome
Ethan Frome[fiction]

TL;DR: some classics are great. with others you have to wonder: maybe they just didn't have much good stuff to read? this is a book with a rather boring love triangle; it ends with the couple in love trying to kill themselves by sledding into a tree. we have invented better love stories and better tragedies since Ethan Frome, i promise.

2026-02-19

Cover of Mistborn
Mistborn[fiction]

TL;DR: It is bewildering to me that a book this poorly-written on the sentence level has a 4.49 out of 5 on Goodreads. The story is quite YA and quite predictable (it doesn't really fit into adult fantasy, imo) but the prose and dialogue are unreadable if you care about that stuff. Read his newer work!

2026-02-25

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